Tuesday, January 23, 2007

THE STATE OF THE UNION

IN LESS THAN ONE HOUR, OUR PRESIDENT WILL DELIVER THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. I DO NOT ENVY HIM, HE MUST FEEL AS THOUGH THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ON HIS BACK. SINCE HE WILL HAVE ENOUGH PRESSURE, I MERELY WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THEY HAVE ASKED ME TO ISSUE A REBUTTAL AFTER THE DEMOCRATS DO. SO, IF YOU ARE NOT TOO TIRED TO WATCH, THEY HAVE ME IN THE ONLY TIME SLOT OPEN, IT IS 2:13 A.M OUR TIME AND I WILL BE ON RADIO STATION NDG20164 EMANATING FROM THE ISLAND OF CRETE.

I DO HOPE YOU WILL BE LISTENING TO MY WORDS IN REACTION TO THAT WHICH OUR PRESIDENT WILL BROADCAST.

aL HOFFMAN
YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT

P.S. ONE OF THE THINGS I AM TOLD HE WILL TOUCH ON IS FUEL CONSUMPTION. HE WILL ASK THE MOTORING PUBLIC TO REDUCE THEIR USE OF FUEL BY DRIVING LESS AND BUYING MORE FUEL EFFICIENT VEHICLES.